PP's first day @ work !

PP (looking at his reflection in the glass door and thinking):

What do these people think of themselves? I am only 4 years old, but I know I look perfect, then why the hell are they staring at me, as if I am an absconding terrorist or something?

Congratulations PP !!

Interviewer: What do you think about client servicing?
PP: #$%&^@#$^%#&^&^%^!



Interviewer: Congratulations PP !! You have been selected. You can join us tomorrow.
PP: Thank you Sir !! Where is my offer letter?

ABC of CD..!!

Interviewer: What does CD stands for?

PP: Credit Desolation !!?!

Team WErk!

Interviewer: Ok PP, What is TEAM WORK?
PP: When you say "WE" everytime you desperately want to say "I".

..the interview..

Interviewer: Write a slogan to sell an Ipod to a farmer?
PP: Get Apple for Peanuts!

The Interview..

Interviewer: How many types of Advertisements are made?

PP: 3 types, those that win awards, those that sell products, and those we see everyday.

PP - An Introduction of a Copywriter

At the age when a kid must be clapping watching Mickey Mouse fart, here is a guy who fancies to be David Ogilvy one day. 4 years old aspiring copywriter. Usually the phases in a copywriter's life are - Toys and Alphabets Phase, Nice Teachers Phase, Bad Results Phase, Drop out & No Admission Phase, Girl Friends and Expenses Phase, No money No Girlfriend phase, No Job phase and finally - at least Some Job Phase which continues till his tenure as a copywriter.

But our little PP doesn't believe in this tried and tested path. Life is short they say, then why travel on long ways? Hmm... Makes Sense. But now what is he up to? The doctors who helped PP crawl out of his mother's womb, claim that he came out with a notebook in his hand. The notebook had a few scribbles of the advertisements of various brands shown on Door Darshan (apparently, his mother watched those advertisement when she was carrying him in her womb) and some one-liners of imaginary brands of his own. At the age of 4, he have run away from his village Hoshiarpur in Punjab to Mumbai. His parents Mr. MP and Mrs. BP go to the police station everyday with lassi and parathas for the cop known as Inspector Saab. Inspector Saab is taking personal interest in this case. He even mentioned PP, the other day, to one of his junior cop, while wiping lassi off his mustache..

And there in Mumbai, 4 years PP goes for his first interview...

Interviewer: Why do you think you can be a good copywriter?

PP: Umm... because I am good at lying and I have long hair..!!